EDployee of the Month
Pinky is the best darn gum-smacking server this side of the Chicago River. Her last 10 vacations were at Walt Disney World. Most Saturday nights when she’s not selling shakes with a side of sass, she’s touching up her nails and watching The Little Mermaid.
Ed’s Dish of the Month
Have a slice of pumpkin and spice and everything nice (since your server’s probably a jerk). For a limited time only – try Ed’s pumpkin pie! Served with a dollop of fresh whipped cream, or get it a la mode, smothered in a scoop of Mitchell’s vanilla ice cream for just .70 extra! Check out all of our other delicious options on our Lunch and Dinner Menu.
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Can pigs fly?
-Emily, Granger, IN
Sure, like in the same way a cannonball can fly. If you put a pig in a cannon, he’ll fly for a while.
Can you handcuff yourself?
-Grace, Granger, IN
Do you mean me personally? Can one handcuff oneself? Either way, the answer is “why would you want to handcuff yourself?” If you want to be handcuffed so badly, as a friend. If you don’t have any friends (not that much of a stretch), just superglue your hands together behind your back. Voila! Now you’re incapacitated!