December 2013 Current EDition

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Hol–Ed-Day Special

Come buy some gift certificates, knuckleheads, and we’ll give you some more for free.
gift cert special

EDployee of the Month

Meet Pinky

Pinky is the best darn gum-smacking server this side of the Chicago River. Her last 10 vacations were at Walt Disney World. Most Saturday nights when she’s not selling shakes with a side of sass, she’s touching up her nails and watching The Little Mermaid.
pinky.

Ed’s Dish of the Month

Pumpkin Pie

Have a slice of pumpkin and spice and everything nice (since your server’s probably a jerk). For a limited time only – try Ed’s pumpkin pie! Served with a dollop of fresh whipped cream, or get it a la mode, smothered in a scoop of Mitchell’s vanilla ice cream for just .70 extra! Check out all of our other delicious options on ourĀ Lunch and Dinner Menu.
pumpkin pie

EDvice Column

Need advice? Contact us with your questions and we’ll get back to you.

Dear Ed,

Can pigs fly?
-Emily, Granger, IN

Emily,
Sure, like in the same way a cannonball can fly. If you put a pig in a cannon, he’ll fly for a while.
-Ed

Dear Ed,

Can you handcuff yourself?
-Grace, Granger, IN

Grace,
Do you mean me personally? Can one handcuff oneself? Either way, the answer is “why would you want to handcuff yourself?” If you want to be handcuffed so badly, as a friend. If you don’t have any friends (not that much of a stretch), just superglue your hands together behind your back. Voila! Now you’re incapacitated!
-Ed