Meet Colonel Mustard!

Colonel Mustard grew up in a normal town where he was raised by kind and loving parents. So why is he so angry, you ask?

Well how would you feel if some know-nothing at the “Antiques Roadshow” told you that your beloved collection of over 300 porcelain dolls was in fact worth only “sentimental value”? When you had been up for days curling synthetic hair, retouching tiny clipped fingernails with polish, and hand washing Victorian lace aprons? If you insult my dolls, YOU INSULT MY BABIES!!!

Sorry, who needs a re-fill?